High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs

A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one. (Aired 10/25/11) Subscribe to The Onion …
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  1. thetrollking125 August 26, 2013 at 6:57 am #

    Unemployed losers need to get off their fat asses and get a job. It’s easier than you think if you actually try. I can’t believe my tax dollars are being used to give them drugs and booze, what a waste.

  2. xzotic6 August 26, 2013 at 7:05 am #

    The irony is that they’re saying that people who can easily get jobs are taking most of the jobs. It would defeat the purpose if the guy was Mexican.

  3. derek mark August 26, 2013 at 7:44 am #

    Uncle Ruckus is that you?

  4. Austin Trench August 26, 2013 at 8:22 am #

    Believe it or not the ambassador job pays extremely less

  5. Chris Walford August 26, 2013 at 9:07 am #

    hahahah you all think you’re comedians

  6. omgshrimpz August 26, 2013 at 9:18 am #

    Jim really is a Jim of all Trades. He’s an amazing flying pygmy beaver trapper, helped me clear out a nest of them that had infested my mushroom cellar.

  7. megamarsvin August 26, 2013 at 10:16 am #

    They’re not talking about Wallstreet jobs. I’d bet he’s a Mexican.

  8. DIGJEKCLSDS August 26, 2013 at 11:04 am #

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  9. Jman713isBack August 26, 2013 at 11:48 am #

    LOLOLOL thnx

  10. MalcolmX Lejonhjärta August 26, 2013 at 12:33 pm #

    It’s a chick from a hentai game. The name’s Kagano Ai from Mahou Shoujo Ai. Prepare for tentacles.

  11. Jman713isBack August 26, 2013 at 1:26 pm #

    Who is the guy as your avatar?

  12. sillygoose544 August 26, 2013 at 1:52 pm #

    Hey, that’s my boss!

  13. sugarfreelemonade August 26, 2013 at 2:38 pm #

    Got a back alley blowjob from Jim just the other day. Damn fine work. Would recommend.

  14. 0Heavy0Metal0 August 26, 2013 at 3:25 pm #

    Genius. Just pure friggin’ genius.

  15. TheIslammiracle August 26, 2013 at 4:15 pm #

    ‘He also owns Yelp for some reason.’

    I heard that when he opened the business he had 17,000 placements to fill, but he filled them all by himself and now does patio work for most of the other applicants.
    ..Im also him…and you..

  16. 3TreesStudios August 26, 2013 at 4:27 pm #

    He’s also a proficient male prostitute, knitter, hitman, potato farmer, and soap box ranter. His prices are reasonable, and he gives good discounts, as he is both a bank manager, accountant, and coupon salesman. As a professional reviewer, I was able to tell him to his face how great he was at his 42,000 jobs. He also owns Yelp for some reason.

  17. MittRomney ForPresident August 26, 2013 at 4:32 pm #

    I bet that Jim is a conservative!

  18. MalcolmX Lejonhjärta August 26, 2013 at 5:15 pm #


  19. nightofthelivingjohn August 26, 2013 at 5:41 pm #

    that damn jim. “he took our jobs” der,der,derp. lol

  20. momokitty13 August 26, 2013 at 5:44 pm #

    I bet he’s a playboy, since he does have 42,000 jobs!!!!!

  21. Tripp Carter August 26, 2013 at 5:59 pm #

    Jim is also simultaneously a rabbi, priest, imam, and outspoken critic of religion.

  22. FREETHINKITOVA August 26, 2013 at 6:42 pm #

    There’s a corner in my town where they practically give out jobs but ya have to pay for em.

  23. trollhunter 117 August 26, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

    Grammer Nazi time!
    *If he gave his jobs to unemployed people then the USA would not be in a recession.
    *If 42,000 more people had jobs then the government would have more tax revenue and less social welfare benefits. This Jim guy, is an idiot who is ruining our great country, he should be killed/put to death/executed.

  24. FortuneInLies August 26, 2013 at 8:02 pm #

    That bastard!

  25. planetary109 August 26, 2013 at 8:49 pm #

    It would be hilarious if the guy was Mexican.

  26. Kimo Nasr August 26, 2013 at 9:08 pm #

    2cond lol

  27. IndigoSkyWalker13 August 26, 2013 at 9:09 pm #


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